Winter brings out the best in people?

OK, it doesn't. And I'm not about to lie and tell you it does...again. I am seriously regretting not taking a picture of this woman I saw on my way to work. She was cranky. That's the first thing I noticed. Then I noticed her intensely furry boots. Next I noticed her black leggings in the frigid outdoors of the great midwest. Finally, I noticed her pretentious black North Face jacket, sleek ponytail with a pink headband strapped around her head and her giant black sunglasses. Oh, and she had a Starbucks cup in her hand. For the first time in my life I felt like telling a woman to, "go back to Aspen!" in my best Napoleon Dynamite voice. What a disgruntled, displaced ski bunny!